You Could Get Tasered...

#taser .
...If you try to bite the nice officer who responds to your tantrum when you can't have it your way at Burger King. That's what happened when a man couldn't get his char-broiled burger his way and ended up charred himself with a ticket to ride the lightning courtesy of the Knoxville PD.

And then there is this guy in Florida who tasered and then cuffed himself with items he burgled from an unmarked Ocoee PD car. Then he called police to get him out of the cuffs...

The mind boggles.